Recently: I shaved my legs for what seemed like hours, with utmost intensity.
Night before last: I was the new stripper in the club. I was always just getting ready or just leaving the stage. I was earnestly learning the ropes. I had a hard time with one satiny red costume.
Recently: I was on a date with Jerry Seinfeld, whom I discovered I liked very much.
Recently: My mother told me of her recurring nightmare during her first marriage.
