anti:freeze

This sign appeared on the front door of the downtown Abercrombie & Fitch a couple weeks back - a prime example of how the wrong word can sometimes be so absolutely right. Of course, the fact that a "Closed Temporally" sign was taped up to the Abercrombie store (weirdly silent after years of contaminating Pioneer Square with obnoxious bass thumps and techno beats) made it all the more satisfying.

(The sign has since been replaced with a beefcake photo and a corporately designed sign that reads: Abercrombie & Fitch Fall 2006. Damn.)